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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
stygimolochh
fruitsgood

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

demonshauntingcomputers

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

fruitsgood

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

demonshauntingcomputers

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

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odinsnotwearingmakeup
haviary

the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

 so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

 but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

leupagus

Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.